By Katherine Grand
Kirstie Pike, AKA Manshoe, and CEO of Prois Hunting Apparel is insanely clean and organized person. She derives more pleasure from cleaning out her garage than I do from eating a pint of Ben and Jerry’s. She is borderline OCD if not certifiable. I am confused by her tendencies as cleaning my garage is akin to my own personal hell and I am extremely good at finding things I would rather do than clean or organize, hence, the state of my house.
Working for Kirstie has been a challenge and a crash course in cleanliness and organization to say the least. She very patiently leaves me subtle notes from my inanimate objects within my office that tell me they are very sad about being dirty.
Kirstie is currently on the road through March 5th and I am here all by my lonesome sitting in my quiet lonely cave with no music and the shades drawn tight. Somehow my desk knew Kirstie would be gone and spontaneously erupted. Luckily I have almost two weeks to wallow in my own filth before boss lady returns and I find a vacuum cleaner parked in my office.